The Official April Fool's Prank Thread

**Fargoth** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by Conchord

For my April Fool's joke, I am going to stick a 1 Litre bottle up my girlfriend's ass while she is sleeping.

**laughs** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by Conchord

For my April Fool's joke, I am going to stick a 1 Litre bottle up my girlfriend's ass while she is sleeping.

Considering you said 1 liter I'm guessing she's a light sleeper... Otherwise I'm sure you would have went for the 2 liter.

**LINKINPARK8591** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by laughs

Considering you said 1 liter I'm guessing she's a light sleeper... Otherwise I'm sure you would have went for the 2 liter.

*cheers on in background* " 2 liter."

Slowride · 03-30-2008

Agreed. 1 liter is nothing. Now punt a 3 liter DP up her ass and then scream april fools...........be prepared to spend the night in jail.

**CarGuy** · 03-30-2008

I'm going to have sex with my best friends girlfriend. When he walks in i'm gonna be all like, April Fool's sucka!! 'Cus i hate that chick.

**JakofallAces** · 03-30-2008

i am going to sell my soul on ebay then tell the winner april fools steal his money and use it to buy my soul back from laughs

**laughs** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by JakofallAces

i am going to sell my soul on ebay then tell the winner april fools steal his money and use it to buy my soul back from laughs

You're not getting your soul back.

**LINKINPARK8591** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by laughs

You're not getting your soul back.

what his soul is not for sale?

**laughs** · 03-30-2008

Originally Posted by LINKINPARK8591

what his soul is not for sale?

Be gone.

**gameking28** · 03-31-2008

Everyone has a price... I'd pay for Jak's soul - a great bargaining chip against him.
Laughs, name your price buddy!

**laughs** · 03-31-2008

Originally Posted by gameking28

Everyone has a price... I'd pay for Jak's soul - a great bargaining chip against him.
Laughs, name your price buddy!

The blood of a virgin.

**JakofallAces** · 03-31-2008

okay first you stole my soul and now your stealing my blood wtf laughs seriously WTF

**HaZarD SFD** · 03-31-2008

im going too clear wrap my roomates toilet at 6am.. ill be at work for the show but ill definetly hear about it on the way back.

**Conchord** · 03-31-2008

Nice, you should instead hook up some nail bombs to the back of it and have the trigger arm when his weight depresses the seat, and have it set off when he gets up, it'll be hilarious.

Walk in when his meat chunks are all over the vanity mirror and be like "April Fool's, dumbass", then you should probably clean up the mess and eat most of the remains to destroy evidence.

**gameking28** · 04-01-2008

Originally Posted by laughs

The blood of a virgin.

I was gonna offer up Jak - apparently he knows it's coming.

**laughs** · 04-01-2008

APRIL FOOLS!

**gameking28** · 04-01-2008

Back on topic now that it's April 1st...
This has got to be the most elaborate (although kind of poorly executed) April Fools jokes I've ever seen in the gaming community:
The Legend of Zelda Movie